tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5896302885195196160.post1119816841941435197..comments2024-03-10T09:31:38.033+01:00Comments on Spostrzeżenia jaskiniowca: Pewnego razu książęJaskiniowiechttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15314075462643086471noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5896302885195196160.post-37821377632912217362011-05-31T07:08:58.299+02:002011-05-31T07:08:58.299+02:00A ja głupia myślałam że zawiaski są od tego by czę...A ja głupia myślałam że zawiaski są od tego by często zmieniać kolorek i wzorek deski bez wymiany całej muszli. ;)<br />Plus oczywiście jako narzędzie testowe i/lub tresury mężczyzn. Ba, pokuszę się o parafrazę znanego powiedzenia "jak kocha, to poczeka": "jak kocha, to opuści" (tym bardziej, że właśnie mi przyszło do głowy że ma więcej poziomów interpretacji, a wszystkie słuszne...)Darlinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17080672946560195943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5896302885195196160.post-76705226638025738792011-05-30T09:24:40.330+02:002011-05-30T09:24:40.330+02:00Ale wiesz ... gdyby deska klozetowa miała być na s...Ale wiesz ... gdyby deska klozetowa miała być na stale opuszczona to by nie miała zawiasów :))))))Jaskiniowiechttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15314075462643086471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5896302885195196160.post-3564566854712294482011-05-26T07:57:18.585+02:002011-05-26T07:57:18.585+02:00And the Princess lived happily ever after: never h...And the Princess lived happily ever after: never had to cook for an idiot; never had to meet his mother and hear her yapping; she went out at nights and picked up guys and fucked them with pleasure; and she dated guys half her age; and she went shopping every day; and she drank Kir Royal with breakfast, Cosmopolitan with lunch and Manhattan with dinner; and she drank milk straight from the carton box; and she never heard bitching; and went to rock concerts; and kept her apartment and her favourite denim mini-skirt; and never got cheated on while working; and nobody would tell her she was looking like a slut; and she could wear granny knickers at home; and nobody got jealous when she was talking to strangers; and all her friends thought she was fucking cool as hell; and she had tons of money; and her toilet seat was always down. Amen.Darlinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17080672946560195943noreply@blogger.com